IT IS FUNNIER IN CHINESE
THAT'S NOT RIGHT SUM TING WONG
ARE YOU HARBORING A FUGITIVE? HU YU HAI DING?
SEE ME ASAP KUM HIA NOA
STUPIB MAN DUM GAI
SMALL HORSE TAI NI PO NI
DID YOU GO TO THE BEACH WAI YU SO TAN?
I BUMPED INTO A COFFEE TABLE AI BANG MI NI
I THINK YOU NEED A FACE LIFT CHIN TU FAT
IT'S DARK IN HERE WAI SO DIM?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON A DIET WAI YU MUN CHING?
TOW AWAY ZONE NO PAH KIN
DO YOU KNOW THE LYRICS TO MACARENA? WI YU SING DUM SONG?
YOU ARE NOT VERY BRIGHT YU SO DUM
I GOT THIS FOR FREE AI NO PEI
PLEASE STAY A WHILE LONGER WAI GO SO SUN?
OUR MEETING WAS SCHEDULED FOR NEXT WEEK WAI YU KUM NAO?
THEY HAVE ARRIVED HIA DEI KUM
STAY OUT OF SIGHT LEI LO
HE'S CLEANING HIS AUTO WA SHING KA
YOUR BOBY ODER IS OFFENSIVE YU STIN KE PU
